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If TV Show Titles Were Honest

Between catchy titles and awesome looking previews, TV shows do a great job of deceiving millions of people into watching each episode. Unfortunately, the truth is often a disappointing letdown. We asked you to show us what it would look like if TV shows were forced to use titles more accurate to their content. The winner is below, but first the runners up ...

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Entry by byob

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Entry by TastySub

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Entry by gatorboymike

CRAGREDOT YOU mmay hate yourself, but... AT LEAST YOU'RE NOT THEM

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Entry by torydanos

CRACKED.COM People to Rob If shit hits the fan.

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Crap For old people To fall with Jay Leno asleep to CRACKEDOON

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Entry by NotThisTime

2 BROKE GIRLS AND 3RACIST STEREOTYPES CRACKEDCon

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Entry by mightyzamfir

If TV Show Titles Were Honest

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Entry by Feltorn

Hey, what if we turned SCOOBY-DOO into a crazy old man? CRACKEDGOM

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Entry by bigryan81

If TV Show Titles Were Honest

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Entry by hannaugh

GRAGKED COM WHY DoN't They JuSt KiLL GiLLigaN'?

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Entry by Xalivoth

FUCK CRACKEDCON YOU EVERYONE YOU LIKB DIES

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Entry by torydanos

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Entry by Tim Babb

If TV Show Titles Were Honest

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Entry by Tim Babb

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Entry by TadGhostal

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Entry by rwest

CRAGKED UNREALISTIC EXPECTATIONS OF SINGLE LIFE IN NEW YORK

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Entry by runner-runner

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Entry by ourhero

how i met and slept with a ton of other women before met your mother

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Entry by LobsLawBomb

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Entry by junkpunch

HO WTIME CRAGKEDOON MICHAEL C HALL DOES SHIT you'VE WANTED FOR YEARS TO DO

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Entry by HeikeOtt

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Entry by Atareed

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Entry by bazooka

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Entry by rburrillo

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