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If Video Game Characters Had Free Will

What if video game characters weren't just puppets that had to do what your controller told them? What if one day they decided they were tired of being bossed around? We asked you to show us what they'd do if they could control themselves for once. The winner is below, but first the runners up ...

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Entry by FrogC4

4 4D Like fuck Im crossing another river Were heading back to Missouri. Date: April 7, 1848 Heather: aro Health: good Food: 910 pounds Next landnark:

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Entry by HaywireLiar

CRACKED.COM Return You got a Guitar! Chicks dig guys with guitars! And what the hell is an Ocarina, anyway? 94

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Entry by odesangel

If Video Game Characters Had Free Will

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Entry by Tim Babb

WTF2 YOU' RE LIKE 12 YEARS OLD I' LL DEAL WITH GANON, KID. GO PLAY WITH YOUR TOYS.

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Entry by beefybooyawn

If Video Game Characters Had Free Will

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Entry by Serris

ORAGKEDOOM

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Entry by Tylorp

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Entry by th0tmaster

If Video Game Characters Had Free Will

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Entry by SleepyGuy9

CRACKED COM DASH 252 SUN RADIUS

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Entry by shroudedwolf

MARTO WORLD TIME 069300 x 38 1-4 203 GRAOKED CON

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Entry by Perusse

1D PEH 15 ORACKEDCON

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Entry by Cadae

42 61% 2918 0% BUJD 200 3Hel P ROKI ammo HEALTH ARis R-mor CELL aa GRAGKEDON

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Entry by roguematt

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Entry by PeterBanning

GRAGKED So. your name is WANKSHAFT69.. You know what, forget it Have fun doing small errands in Pallet Town for the rest of your life. Dick.

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CRACKED CON

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Entry by kompster

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Entry by katakoon

CRACKEDcO

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Entry by Kanklefest

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Entry by HaywireLiar

CRAGKEDOON

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Entry by HaywireLiar

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Entry by HaywireLiar

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