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15 Famous Products Advertised to People Who Never Buy Them

Occasionally a product will decide to expand its reach to a new demographic. This is where you get stuff like NASCAR wine, and Play-Doh scented perfume. We asked you to show us the baffling ways companies might re-contextualize famous products next. The winner is below, but first the runners up ...

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Entry by Lunachick71

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Entry by torydanos

MAD DOG 20 20. GRACE. STYLE. ELEGANCE MD 20 2 M MD 90-20 MO M 90 90 MD 20 20 ME 90 CRACKED CON

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Entry by vaibanez17

Remember growing up in the Depressiono and the only pair of jeans you had were the two sizes too big handeme-downs from your older brother? We doe CRA

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Entry by Scarin

WANNA BE A BADASS? THEN MOISTURIZE LIKE ONE! OLAY OLAY BODY ULTRA MOISTURE WITH SHEA BUTTER IS WHAT A REAL MAN USES TO SMOOTH THOSE ROUGH PLACES! OTHE

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Entry by RickGoldman

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Entry by roguematt

CRACKED.COM Barbecue? Oh baby! Grrbrr Grrbrr Grrbrr Grrbrr Strip St. Louis Sirloin Grrbrr Side Ribs Angus focegoe Burger SI M GRRBRR

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Entry by mightyzamfir

00 ABSOLUT HUNGRY.

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Entry by j21

Craigs List Fine producls from around the globe, recommended by a man of impeocable lasles Daniel Craig *Products availlable for sale may be user-lis

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Entry by junkpunch

Now the only reason for the ladies room IS to powder your nose. Depend GRACKEDCOM

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business class business comfortable Snuggie Srvuggre AS SEEN ON TV CRACKEDGOM

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Entry by HaywireLiar

of Loe's CRAGKEDco Ove Finer Peasures Shack huntS Pack pudding Just like Jecves used to make!

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Entry by Dude902

15 Famous Products Advertised to People Who Never Buy Them

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Entry by bazooka

2 SKEET AORD XCIEANK THOMASKINIKCADE 50 COUNT PORCELAIN TARGETS CRACKEDCON

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Entry by gingajpv

STAYFREE AAIMUN DRY MAXI FOR MEN AntisLeak Super Channels 24 pads toallas CRAGKEDOON

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Entry by HaywireLiar

hree-Martini Lunch + One Coffee Run. Now that's Synergy. o0 FOUR LOKO Streamline Success

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