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16 Appropriate Punishments for Everyday Annoyances

Don't try to deny it -- you've had those violent daydreams occur when the guy in front of you at the Hardee's can't decide if he wants three burgers or four. Fact of the matter is that we all tend to mentally inflict punishments upon those who apparently can't carry out the simplest tasks. We asked you to show us those punishments. Winner got 50 bucks, but first the runners up ...

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Entry by luvthecubs

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Entry by Hungadunga

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16 Appropriate Punishments for Everyday Annoyances

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Entry by j21

16 Appropriate Punishments for Everyday Annoyances

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Entry by torydanos

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