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24 Safety and Warning Signs from the Future

If you walk into a town and immediately see tons of yellow signs warning you not to make eye contact with the hobos, you suddenly know a whole lot about that town. So, we challenged you to show us what the posted warning signs of the future would look like, to give us an idea of where humanity was headed. The winner of the $50 first prize is just ahead, but first let's see the runners-up:

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Entry by AzISeeIt

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Entry by Red_Herring

EXERCISE AREA PEOPLE MUST BE CONTROLLED AT ALL TIMES PLEASE CLEAN UP AFTER YOUR PERSON TSA PEASSEE CLEAN AFTER YOUR PERsONT

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Entry by aerodynamite

CRACKEDC COM WARNNG 108 AT 1 VERY WEN FOLLY MOT RINDERED. (YL

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Entry by zoke

SHARE THE AIR CRACKED.COM

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Entry by Tim Babb

GRACKED CON 010100110111 010001101111 011100000000 110100001010

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Entry by vicjokes

CRACKEDCON 5 MPH VIRTUAL PLAYGROUND AHEAD

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Entry by tastynubbins

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Entry by SuperSloth

24 Safety and Warning Signs from the Future

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Entry by marbles

GRAGKED COT

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Entry by luvthecubs

CRACKEDG COM WARNING Cthulhu may be present Cthulhu decapitations have occurred this 8 area

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Entry by marbles

24 Safety and Warning Signs from the Future

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Entry by JomSadie

CRACKEDCO AID ERST AID ORST + DOROT OCCUPATIONAL FIRST AlO KIT

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GRAGKED COM no WIE RISK OUN AT ENTER

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Entry by Hobotron

24 Safety and Warning Signs from the Future

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Entry by HexxxySexxxy

24 Safety and Warning Signs from the Future

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Entry by DarrenJames

24 Safety and Warning Signs from the Future

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Entry by xandior

AUTION RADATION ANEA* CAUTLION RANLATION IREA' CAITION RADUATION ARE' CATION

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Entry by Clafoutis

CRACKED COM EMERGENCY SNOW ROUTE

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Entry by CF3000

24 Safety and Warning Signs from the Future

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Entry by Atracotoxin

CRACKEDOO SEWER MUTANTS XXXING

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Entry by Atracotoxin

CRACKED CHILDREN CROSSING ZONE SCHOOL EXPENSIVE CLONING'S IT. YOU BREAK YOU IT. BOUGHT

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Entry by aerodynamite

CRACKED CONT SPEED LIMIT 87 SPEED ENFORCED BY TIMECOPS

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Entry by stickfig

CRACKED COM CANERT LASER CDANCEERD LASER RAM BANGERD LASEE OPERATING TANGE (DANGER Laser LASEF I0 beam

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