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13 Famous Musicians (If They Were Still Around)

Our most ingenious musicians have an almost mandatory expiration date to their lives, or at least the prime of their creative abilities. We asked you to show us what some of our favorite musicians of classic pop music might be up to today if they hadn't bowed out early. The winner is below, but first the runners up ...

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