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23 Movie Plots Easily Solved by Everyday Technology

It's been pointed out elsewhere that the birth of the cellphone made the plots of most slasher movies impossible. But it's not just horror. All genres are having to ignore more and more convenient, problem-solving technology with each passing year. We asked you to show us some movie plots that should have been easily solvable by everyday technology. The winner is below, but first the runners up ...

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