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23 Terrifying Movie Adaptations of Children's Books

In the past couple of years, we've seen Hollywood go all-in on a dark update of Snow White, and two movies about apocalyptic alien attacks based on the children's toys Battleship and Transformers. We asked you to show us what it will look like when they inevitably move on to the innocent books we were raised on. The winner is below, but first the runners up.

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Entry by Snowblind

CRAGKED COM Where the Sidewalk Ends

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Entry by chomperas

REST IN PIECES THE VERY HUNGRY CATERPILAR CRACKEDcom

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Entry by roguematt

CRACKED.COM The KISSING HAND NEVER LEAVE THE HOUSE...

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Entry by go_prowl

Wes Craven's Clifford ELM ST. HAS A NEW POOCH CRACKED COM

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Entry by ChaseFace18

Seuss CRAGKEDOON By Dr. THES SOMETHINC I THE WATER One fish red fish two fish blue fish IT'S JAWS GONE WILDI OWEN TBLAAMAN WTORTAMNANT -77

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Entry by Sanchez .

Oliver Twist. CRACKED.COM

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Entry by rs1

CRACKED.COM Are You My Mother? IDenEAE. OA3 .0 2 SUMUMORN 41C 110109 1 CAE H I2MDON N VED 61 7 IO0V ATEL

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Entry by n00d3l5

9* t MY TEACHER IS AN ALIEN CRACKEDGOM 7 1000O

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Entry by mattographer

THEY SAID THEWARWAS OVER- THEY WERE WRONG MY SIDE OF THE MOUNTAIN n NTs O N CRACKED GOM

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Entry by Lycanthropica

FNIMORPHS ANIMAL IN BED When she said she was an animal lover.. He wasn't expecting this. Miia ISCHOLASTIC CRACKED GOM

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VOVLETT VAAL (LMa CRACKEDCom

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Entry by maluba

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Entry by jacksthumb

ORACKEDOON dicks. Harold draws. like. SO many dicks... S HAROLD and the PURPLE CRAYON 2 1- AO P0 acis

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Entry by GundamPanda

In November of 2010 Billy Coleman and bis two dogs disappeared while hunting in the Ozarks. A year later his camera was found... REC 310826AM WHERE TH

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Entry by GundamPanda

So many little dots. So pretty. So jealous. Andrew would kill to have a face like yours. FRECKLE JUICE WVEVIIENY ALOYY 0 N UENN TN OY YOSALet O 3 FM R

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Entry by DoubleSnake

CRACKED .COM INDESCRIBABLE! IT! INDESTRUCTIBLET FLUSH CAN NOTHING EVERYONE POOPS -STEVEN MCOUEEN ANETA CORSEAUT EARL ROWE PRODED Y DRECIED RY DHEINPLA

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Entry by crookrb

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Entry by Cobravision

THE HUNNY WILL RUN THE HOUJSE ON POOH CORNER IT'S GOING TO SCARE THE SHIT OUT OF YOU Lsve E 00OML 23KPA 20 S R ROGUE CRACKED COM

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Entry by chomperas

THEY ALL SAID HE COULDNIT... NOW THEY RE ALL DEAD THEATTLEENGIL A DAVID CRONENBERG FILM CRACKEDGOM

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Entry by Scarin

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Entry by HaywireLiar

We're born, we live a little while, we die. They came back. Charlotte's Web CRACKED GOM OCTOBER 2012

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