24 of the Funniest Tweets from Tuesday, May 7, 2024

24 of the Funniest Tweets from Tuesday, May 7, 2024

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16 Times Jerry, George, Kramer or Elaine Killed Someone on ‘Seinfeld’

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Five Abandoned Comedy Landmarks

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Everyday Life If One Crime Were Suddenly Legal

If you've been to certain cities in California lately, you know that repealing a single law can change things fast (or you will know that as soon as you're no longer high from the clouds of pot smoke you were swimming through). We asked you to show us what the world might look like if other laws were suddenly legal. The winner is below, but first the runners up ...

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Entry by Jungling

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Entry by derpus

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Entry by j21

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Entry by runner-runner

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Entry by roguematt

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Entry by robsncoppers

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Entry by Lunachick71

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Entry by j21

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Entry by Cheezthief

Everyday Life If One Crime Were Suddenly Legal

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