What 23 Background Movie Characters Were Secretly Thinking

The background characters of famous movie scenes are like the guy standing under the basket while Blake Griffin throws down a seemingly impossible dunk. While the main players deliver lines written by highly paid professionals with all the time and preparation in the world, the innocent bystanders are forced to just stand their, getting immortalized with a stupid look on their face.

We asked you to use the magic of hindsight to give these cinematic drive-by victims a voice. The winner is below, but first the runners up ...

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Entry by BlondeFury

REMEMBER... WAT FOR EYE CONTACT! CRACKED.COM

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Entry by ShawnStu

I'm pretty sure he meant it as 3 compliment... CRACKED.COM

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Entry by Snowblind

Hey, didn't that Seriously. man, asshole just do you want to fight someone? let someone else have a turn? CRACKED.cOM

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Entry by slackerdom

...and Tommy and Billy make 299 total I wonder if I should tell somebody??? CRACKED.COM

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Entry by Mikkamel

Just wait until: they hear about the disco-themed cave I'm going to construct under the mansion... Discoman. they'll call me, and no criminalwill be

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Entry by maluba

HE'S NOT LOOKING.... QUICK! EVERYONE ONTO THE SHIP!! CRACKED.COM

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Entry by maluba

WAIT A SECOND... WHAT AM 2 DOING HERE? MY FINAL EXAM STARTS IN FIE MINUITES/! CRACKED.cOM

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CRACKEDE No DROiDS, BUT HES GONNA LET THE GUY WiTH AN ASS FOR A FACE in... SEEMS FAIR.

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Entry by js_oliver

PEW PEWI pew pew! pew! BLAMBLAMBLAMI BLAMI ACKACKACKACKI AKACKI *ahem* PEWI PEWPEW! CRACKED.cOM

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Entry by HaywireLiar

Holy shit! Are you seein' this?!? Meh. CRACKED.COM

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Entry by Hans_Solo

What 23 Background Movie Characters Were Secretly Thinking

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Entry by Mich13

CRACKED.C WHO SHOULD I EAT FIRST?

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Entry by doogalocka

Check out WHO thet plane! I think GIVES they're gonna A make it SHITII! CRACKED.coM

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Entry by BlondeFury

CRACKED.cOM

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Entry by TenaciousBuzz

MAN, WE LOOK SO METAL RIGHT NOW CRACKED

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CRACKED.COM I CAN'T BELIEVE THERE IS ONLY ONE GIRL IN THE WHOLE GALAXY. SCREW THIS. I'M GOING TO TOTALLY CRASH MY SHIP RIGHT INTO THE DEATHSTAR!

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Entry by InspectorX

CRACKED.COM DANG, THAT COAr MAKES MY ASS LOOK HUGE!

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Entry by HardRockKazoo

CRACKED.COM AH-CHOO!!! OH GOD I GOT SAIOT ALL OVER THE IASTDE OF MY MASK. TOUCH MASKS STAY ON OHMGOD ITS IN My MOUTH e

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Entry by bunker6

CRACKED.COM I am OK not with this

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Entry by BlondeFury

CRACKED.COM WHY ARE WE STILL PEDALING?

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Entry by BlondeFury

CRACKED.cOM How THE HL CAN I BE SHORTTER THAW THEY AREP

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Entry by AzISeeIt

PILLOW FIGHT!!!!! CRACKED.COM

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CRACKED.coM serlodsiy.. Who THe FCK Is THAT kID TALKIG TO?