My Very Gonzo Life

My Very Gonzo Life

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40 Random Bits of Trivia to Activate Your Midi-chlorians

30 Jokes, Cameos and Callbacks Cleverly Disguised As Background Clutter

30 Jokes, Cameos and Callbacks Cleverly Disguised As Background Clutter

34 Paranormal Tidbits and Anecdotes to Fuel Your Conspiracy Brain

34 Paranormal Tidbits and Anecdotes to Fuel Your Conspiracy Brain

Here’s Why the ‘Harry Potter’ Movie Producers Rejected Robin Williams’ Request to Play Hagrid

Here’s Why the ‘Harry Potter’ Movie Producers Rejected Robin Williams’ Request to Play Hagrid

22 Creative Ads for Illegal Activities

Advertising is one of the few industries where creativity seems follow the money. Super Bowl ads are the most expensive, and usually the most entertaining of the year. We asked you to show us what the ad would look like if criminals could throw money at ad firms instead of laundering it. The winner is below, but first the runners up ...

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Entry by slothbot

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Entry by McBeefy

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Entry by roguematt

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Entry by The_Deacon

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Entry by McBeefy

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Entry by woodrowgh

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Entry by runner-runner

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Entry by roguematt

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Entry by roguematt

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Entry by roguematt

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Entry by NateBailie

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Entry by mightyzamfir

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Entry by micusficus

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Entry by metallicfire

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Entry by Jungling

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Entry by jimdegritz

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Entry by Leonhart42

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