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If Stupid Movies Were Remade as Oscar Bait

With a slew of critically acclaimed sequels in 2011, Hollywood appears to be taking stupid movies very seriously. While they probably won't win any Oscars, seeing a Planet of the Apes prequel on The New Yorker's list of the top 10 movies of the year made us wonder what it might look like if Hollywood started remaking its stupidest movies with award season in mind.

The winner is below, but first the runners up ...

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Entry by roguematt

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Entry by tonarg

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Entry by mcjiggles

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Entry by ralphmiller

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Entry by Hungadunga

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Entry by roguematt

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Entry by maas

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Entry by roguematt

If Stupid Movies Were Remade as Oscar Bait

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Entry by SKBOriginals

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Entry by seanhogan

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Entry by Tim Babb

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Entry by PeterBanning

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Entry by CountBaqula

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Entry by Parasite138

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Entry by mrlarry

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Entry by ninjanissimo

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Entry by mphipps

Separated by ocean. Torn apart by an war, Their love took fight Russell Crowe Kate Winslet Coming Summer 2012 From Justin Jo Kelly CRACKED cOM

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Entry by McBeefy

FREDDP CRACKED.COM COPS CRIMINALS OR GUYS THAT SCREAM AT HORSE PENISES? GOT When you're facing a loaded gun, what's the dference? FINGEN LEONARDO DICA

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Entry by Licalatypus

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Entry by idnami

Anthony Mophins John Malhonich Foolish and Laching Intelligence CRACKED.COM

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Entry by gatorboymike

DANIEL DAY LEWIS The first Air Nomad hero. THE LAST AIRBENDER CRACKED.cOM

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Entry by Narlus

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Entry by DavidBussell

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Entry by PeterBanning

If Stupid Movies Were Remade as Oscar Bait

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