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If History Was Written by the Losers

History is a movie that's written, directed and produced by the people who won the wars, made the most money and boned only the most distant of relatives. We asked you to show us what the world might look like if the people who got left on the cutting room floor still got to tell their story. The winner is below, but first the runners up ...

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A ROLAND EMMERICH FILM michael fassbender collecting the set destroying the ryan family christoph waltz tom hanks matt damon the mission is to end the

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THE LONE RANGER (...and his white sidekick, Dan) CRACKED.COM

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CRACKED.COM WHO ARE ALL THESE FOREIGNERS WITH SMALL NOSES AND BIG FOREHEADS And Where Are They Coming From? A look at IMMIGRATION TROUBLES in the TINY

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Entry by Tea-Qualizer

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Entry by Swinny16

CRACKED.cOM The Importance of TURF MANAGEMENT By Bill Buckner

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Entry by Randall Marsh

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CRACKED.cOM Paul Revere The Night Ride of the Snitch By the Historiical Truuths Society

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Entry by VicariousD

If History Was Written by the Losers

GHECIET! CRACKED.HOM HOW ALL OUR BASE WERE BELONGED TO YOU FROM LETTING US ATTACK PEARL HARBOR & READING ALL OUR SECRET MESSAGES TO THE ATOMIC BOMBS &

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Entry by BlondeFury

If History Was Written by the Losers

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