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Talented comedians have to work. We get it. But for some reason, the people coming up with the ideas for their movies usually seem like they're working off a game of Mad-Libs where you're asked to fill in every blank with a "wacky stereotype" or "type of wig" or "in a fat suit? (yes / no)."

We asked you to show us some comedy premises those folks will come up with next. The winner is below, but first the runner up ...

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Entry by pinebear

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Entry by 1saac

REVENGE OF HIPSTERS THE THE CIRONICD EDITION u CRACKED. COM

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Entry by peetledoo

Zooey Deschanel Kjell Nilsson She's a quirky shopkeeper He's the Lord of the wastelands Humngous Love hmorhos Ste t lad fom nde bathnits iri astie bal

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Entry by Trishkabibble

Meg Ryan Tom Hanks you've ot A love story for the twitter generation! --LA Times (@latimes) CRACKED.cOM

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Entry by PeterBanning

HE'S SMART! HE'S SUCCESSFUL! HE'S LOOKING AFTER AN ALLIGATOR FOR SOME REASON! Tim Allen is ALLIGATOR DADDY CRACKED.COM R O SCENES o eeae

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Entry by Manx MacReady

She reeks of cat urine and ass He's never thrown anyihing away This summer, their worlds will collide... Jack Nicholson Diane Keaton Cuba Gooding Jr.

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Entry by maluba

GRANT JACKMAN I LOVE HUGH, MAN A LOVE STORY THAT'LL KEEP HUGH GUESSING Bt JOETO JNER aT CRACKED.coM MARCH 20

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Entry by maas

Sweet Uh Uh Oh Child 0' Crime When Reuniting Doesn't Pay. Crime Does. The Screwball Buddy Comedy ofthe Year ack Ron Robinson ** LiCk 42iz Ansar Coming

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Entry by CountBaqula

Zack Lindsay Galifinakis Lohan she waS at a comic convention he was at a business convention but when they bumped into each other in the lobby it was.

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Entry by Jungling

RICHARD GERE SEAN HAYES TRAO TRAPYOR ORDAN Damn Near Killed 'Um! You know the punchline, now learn the whole story December 12, 2011! CRACKED.COM

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Entry by j21

They'r re conjoined fwins in the NBA... but they play for different feams! AND MARTIN MARTIN LAWRENCE LAWRENCE Twice the Nothing laughs! 3 but net!

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Entry by CountBaqula

NATALIE ANNE PORTMAN HATHAWAY Estranged sisters find out they need to win a crotchet competition in order to inherit $10.000.000. Can they learn to kn

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Entry by jerewhit

CRACKED COTL

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Entry by Hungadunga

CYRUS SIMPSON SPEARS OStatistias and Roatry meet at the Cea Cable- UTTERLY OUTRAGEOUS! SIGMAS, SONNETS & SCONES SREDIEDE RUPACS EOA BT CRACKEDX C

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Entry by Deslok

CRACKED.COM 1301 MIAO MONEY NIAO PROBLENS

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Entry by CountBaqula

MEGAN FOX LUKE WILSON PRIVATE DANCER GOING FROM BEING A STRIPPER TO A SOLDIER IS HARD WORK. ALL SHE NEEDS IS A FEW TIPS. s HAADIGGAN US ARMY VETERAN'S

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Entry by AM Smiley

CRACKED.cOM Happy Halloween. BABY. Tho M7XUP MYEPS inE TE TEEITII FIATUN

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Entry by maas

OH HEIL NO! CHRIS BEN TINA BROTHER ROCK STILLER FEY HITLER LOOK WHO'S BROTHER IS IN TOWN AND HE'S MAKING HIM FUHRIOUS! COMING SOON UMAVERSAL WWW.BROTH

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Entry by Rutledal

HE WAS COMING DOWN WITH A COLD... NOW ITS THE LEAST OF HIS WORRIES rob schneider is FEELITG A LITL HORST IOOOE PCTUNES 100 ICEREAMNENT 0NIS 8A4 00 RD

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Entry by acousticrat

he's a syphilitic. He's the winningest God-killing Nihilist... stand-up in Star Search history. STONE CHT E Geechy's Nese SPRING BREAK CRACKED.COM

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Entry by Lord-z

Michael Cera Jack Black MEET MY PENIS JACK BLACK One was AKWARD The other OUTGOING GYPSY-CURSE brought them TOGETHER CRACKED.cCOM

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