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If Online Ads Actually Told the Truth

Most online ads seem to be designed by con-men from the 1920s. They assume such profound gullibility on the part of the people they're trying to lure in, that you have to wonder how these hypothetical customers found out about the Internet in the first place.

We asked you to show us what these ads would look like if they were forced to tell the truth. The winner is below, but first the runners up ...

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If Online Ads Actually Told the Truth

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Entry by Tim Babb

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Entry by Otto_Dudeman

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Entry by GoodDoctorB

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Entry by Simp

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Entry by maas

If Online Ads Actually Told the Truth

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Entry by AM Smiley

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Entry by ComradeZombie

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Entry by ComradeZombie

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Entry by maas

If Online Ads Actually Told the Truth

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Entry by Vic J

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Entry by maas

If Online Ads Actually Told the Truth

If Online Ads Actually Told the Truth

If Online Ads Actually Told the Truth

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Entry by Kanomi

If Online Ads Actually Told the Truth

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