12 Trivia Tidbits for Tuesday, May 7, 2024

12 Trivia Tidbits for Tuesday, May 7, 2024

Marlon Wayans Says That Comedy Movies Will Make A Comeback

Marlon Wayans Says That Comedy Movies Will Make A Comeback

Bill Maher Plans to Quit Stand-Up, ‘Like Cutting Off A Limb’

Bill Maher Plans to Quit Stand-Up, ‘Like Cutting Off A Limb’

Here Are The Jokes Nikki Glaser Didn’t Tell at the Tom Brady Roast

Here Are the Jokes Nikki Glaser Didn’t Tell at the Tom Brady Roast

15 Out-of-Context Jokes and Quotes From ‘It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia’

15 Out-of-Context Jokes and Quotes From ‘It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia’

15 Cards for Getting a Jump Start on (Ruining) Christmas

Christmas cards are usually designed to spread Christmas cheer, while subtly bragging about how well you and the family are doing. We asked you to show us the cards that would ruin Christmas for someone involved in that transaction. The winner (who will be getting a free trip to Los Angeles for the premiere of A Very Harold & Kumar 3D Christmas!) is below, but first the runners up ...

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Entry by void789

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Entry by Roland223

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Entry by Mad Mann

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Entry by Jay-Dee

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Entry by Csonny

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Entry by David Giroux

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Congrats, BRWombat! You win a free trip for two to Los Angeles for the premiere of A Very Harold & Kumar 3D Christmas! Congratulations also go out to our second and third place winners, David Gioroux and maluba, who will receive free Cracked gear in the mail.

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