Instructions You Feel Ought To Be Out There

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Theoretically, humans have evolved to read one another's body language and pick up subtle messages others are sending to us. Unfortunately, there are still way too many people who seem oblivious to nuance and act like jerks anyway.

To remedy that, we asked readers to create signs, labels, shirts, tattoos, etc., inscribed with clear messages that are literally impossible to misinterpret.