Annoying Unwritten Rules Everybody Seems To Follow

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Ever feel like you've stumbled into a flash mob you don't know the choreography to? It's like everyone around you has a rulebook that you don't have a copy of. It'd be so much easier if those unwritten rules were made into signs and posted for everyone to see.

Signs like:

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Annoying Unwritten Rules Everybody Seems To Follow