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How Blockbuster Movies & Shows Looked, To Minor Characters

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Everyone's got a story to tell. If the bystanders were telling the story, superhero films would be called something like The Day Some Dudes In Spandex Busted Up My Town. We asked our readers to pick a minor character from a famous movie, and imagine what the story must have looked like from their end.

The winner is below, but first, the runners-up:

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Entry by OllieK

While the kids are away, the Wheelers will play. SUBURBAN THINGS

HE LOOKED LIKE A CH To ME Zed always followed his little head. 10e Now Zed's little head's dead. MRAMAX FILMS AIBSEES A BANO APART ANG JERSEY FLMGS BC

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Entry by T. S. Obiech

Before the Titanic sank, he made a shocking discovery... CRACKED.OON DUDE, SOMEONE F**KED IN MY CAR!

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Entry by Sonny Time

1 STORY OF SHEER ADVENTURE! High above the city of L.A. a team of terrorists has seized a building, taken hostages, and declared war. One man alone, i

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Entry by ERRiley

the silence of the bichon frise Will Precious survive her descent into hell? darla/jodie fosterlanthony hopkins RT Atr tasige R CRACKED.coM

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Entry by T. S. Obiech

CRACKED COM The journey to restore the heart of Te Fiti was amazing... Too bad he didn't see most ofit. DISNEY THE ADVENTURES F HE HEl SWOONASURE FAUR

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Entry by LAJL

George Bill Givot Thompson Disney Tony Joe and Serenading two dogs in an alley so they'll f**k. TIISOIN PACURES PISI JLE CRACKED CON TSTOERCRESOP

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Entry by T. S. Obiech

WHEN THEY MESS UP, WE CLEAN IT UP. WE'RE PRETTY BUSY, LATELY. CP CLSTODIAL iAJon Davison PORCCROS A Paul Verhoeven FU Peter Weller KANC Allen Rot DCp

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Entry by T. S. Obiech

CRACKED CO COM Not that it matters but... Why did this annoying kid awaken me? MORLA A SHORT FILM. F 1CAARC IEDI sa FDRNE/ HNO S alesie eAe Sn RUKEL b

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Entry by PollyDarton

CRACKED.com To survive in a wretched hive of scum and villlainy... you have to rock. THE MODAL NODE TWENTIETH CENTURY FOX XPOENTEL LUCAS FILM LTO. GEO

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Entry by hail2daking

(CRAEKSDOONT BUDDY ROY ROBERT RICHARD THE DOG PIPPET SCHEIDER SHAW DREYFUSS THE HORRIFYING TALE OF PLAYING FETCH Co -starnng LORRAINE GARY MURRAY HAMI

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Entry by T. S. Obiech

CRAGKEDOONN THEY ONLY REMEMBER THE CALLS YOU GET WRONG. ARA VALLEY KARATE CHAME K0NHIOD REFEREE COLUMBIA PICTURES Prevemts AJJERRY WEINTRAUB JOHN A G.

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Entry by Sonny Time

TALES EC GALE NO. 8 FROM AUG. I0 SPACE SPAGE ZOMBIES FROM PLUTO FARM INVADES THE PEABODY ALIEN TALES FROM SPACE MICHAEL J. FOX CHRISTOPHER LLOYD tEA

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Entry by John Sherwood

CRACKEDco ROBERT MICHAEL RAY DE NIRO IMPERIOLI JOE LIO'TA as Spider PESCI Spider -A MARTIN SCORSESE PICTURE Ninety Seconds of Life in the Mafia. WARNE

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Entry by Kalli

GRAGKEDoO She was an ordinary New York waitress. But she was also a DANGER MAGNET MARVEL STUDIOS IN ASSOCIATION WITH PARAMOUNT PICTURES PRESENTS A JOS

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Entry by hail2daking

SALLAH and the BAD DATES CRACKEDOON Indy would be dead if it wasn't for this guy!

IT WAS THE MOSTBORING SEX SHEEVER HAD, UNTIL HER KINKIEST FANTASY CAME TRUE.. AND IPROOU JOHN CARPENTERS MAN! RODE A PAE AIE FLMS LARRY FRANCO JOHN CA

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Entry by T. S. Obiech

D. JONES MANURE HAULING IN... D .JONES Eoe THISTRUEY IS CAR MAGNET A CRACKED.COM 10 KTO THE AUTURE STARRING NICHAELJ FOX CHRISTOPHERLLOYD LEATHOMPSON

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Entry by Gino Reyes

Disney THE ANTELOPE CITIZEN EATING ME COMPLETES THE CIRCLE OF LIFE CRACKED COM

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Entry by Vincent Pall

GRAGKEDOONN A gentleman in distress, but no one understood... until SHE arrived. Barbara Billingsley is THE JIVE TALKER PARAMOUNT PICIURES PRESENTS AH

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Entry by LAJL

CRACKED COM As long as it takes. 183.84 W aiting. 74 Lavell Crawford as Huell Babineaux SNEY RIENG NEXANIER FERILE H7RBIFLE NOGDCO VERYBNIAY 2UDSARHIN

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Entry by Danzy

CRACKED.COM DOWN THE MEAN STREETS OF TOON TOWN, HE MUST GO ALONE. BENNY THE CAB

THEY WERE THE WORST OF THE BEST TOMCAT.DOWNEIE RIISE HOLLYINOO SCOTT SCRITTO DUKIMER FMITERMEYER SCOTT FRRY AN PRESENIA PICTORES MCILLIS

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Entry by ryantsunami

HE EVEN HELD A FUNERAL FOR HER MARVEL STUDIOS My WIFE LeF Me Fer ANOTHER-MAN BANE PCNEE N S03 O S REDE AE ADW SVUE BREIN LIS ARKLR GEW LEENE M JAN BER

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Entry by John Sherwood

YEAH, WE'RE TOTALLY GONNA KILL BLONDE THIS'LL BE OVER QUICK.

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Entry by hail2daking

CRACKED.COM A COURAGEOUS STORY OF SURVIVAL AND FRIENDSHIP. CAN HE JUST GET TO FLORIDA AND BECOME A CIRCUS MOUSE. MR. JINGLES CASTLEROCKENTERTANVENT RE

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Entry by Kalli

CRACKED COM Harng DOYLE One man's struggle to save the worst team in Cleveland history. by being the best color commentator in a Major League.

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