What Your Brain Hears Vs. The Reality Of What Was Said

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This may come as a shock, but sometimes what you hear isn't actually what people say. It's not that we're hard of hearing -- it's that our weird brains ascribe fifty layers of meaning to relatively simple phrases and situations.

Honestly, it's a wonder anyone is able to communicate anything at all. Not when our brains are like ...

CRACKED COM What they said Can you give POPLK me a hand with this? I hope you didn't have any plans for the next hour. What I heard

When someone says: I'm not mad at you! I will, however, treat you that way. Is what I hear. CRACKED

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CRACKEDC CON WHAT WAS SAID: Yeah, maybe I'll come to your show. WHAT HEARD: I'll come to your show RIGHT AFTER I GOUGE MY EYES OUT!!!

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CRAGKEDOOM WHAT WAS SAID WHAT I HEARD I I guess wish I'll take you would the take the dog out. dog out.

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GRAGKEDOON GOM What was said: You look great! What 0 heard: You look different (in a bad way).

WHAT'S ACTUALLY SAID: THIS IS GoOD. WHAT MY BRAIN HEARS: THIS IS FINE. I MEAN IT'S NOT GREAT, BUT I'LL CHOKE IT DOWN SOMEHOW. MAYBE YOU SHOUILD JUST G

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CRACKEDOON WHAT WAS SAID What time is it? XI WHAT I HEARD need to get the hell out of here.

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CRACKEDOON What Was Actually Said Where do you want to eat? How I Heard It You pick where we eat SO it isn't my fault if it sucks.

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What was said: You finished that already? What heard: Did you eat that in one bite FATTY?

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WHAT IS ACTUALLY SAID: I was just kidding. WHAT MY BRAIN HEARS: I meant every word, but I see you're overly sensitive. Call me when you get some persp

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When my GUESS daughter WHAT, MOM!? said: I'M I could have PREGNANT, sworn I heard: MOM! CRACKED.OON

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What was said: Have you heard of this book? It's a definite must read. What F heard: Marvel at my literary prowess! I bet the title is totally alien t

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While my parents said: We'll see. What 0 heard waso NEVER! CRACKEDcO COM

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The text I get: We need to hang out again real soon! CRACKEDOON What I see: Let's make plans and cancel last-minute!