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14 Terrible People, And Why You Should Avoid Them

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Annoying people are unavoidable, and they come in lots of different flavors. So we asked our plasticians to come up with trading card-style memes to help organize irritating people into tidy categories. You should be able to recognize a number of these archetypes, just among the people you interact with in your daily life.

If not, it's quite possible you're the insufferable one.

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Entry by ERRiley

CRACKEDo GASLIGHTER Seeks to Destroy MIND & SOUL MASTER MANIPULATOR TOOLS: LYING, DENIAL, MISDIRECTION MISSION: To make victim doubt self and question

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Entry by Sonny Time

THE OBSTINATOR 10 The Obstinator is never wrong, even when they're wrong. Strength: Immune to facts. Weakness: Being ignored. CRACKED.COM

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Entry by GhoulGim

Lusty Wanderer Their entire personality is enjoying going on vacation Level 5 Yoga Master This'll make a great instagram story Race: White Class: Uppe

CRACKEDCON THE PERSONALIZER CHRONIC CONSPIRACY VICTIM The Personalizer takes DIM everything personally. SAD There are no accidents, everything bad tha

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Entry by wonderfloam

ARMCHAIR ACTIVIST Thinks Never spewing online leaves chair equals except to eat political Eco- activism. unfriendly snacks. a.k.a. Emo ji Activist CRA

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Entry by ERRiley

OLIVER the OBLIVIOUS CRAuh Always Phone Snout in Stuck Totally Unaware of Surroundings Holds up line in store & restaurant Sits at gas pump long after

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DRUNKUS ANNOYINGUS VODKA BEER SCOTCH TEQUILA WINE The one who drinks too much and spends the rest of the night irritating everyone and making too much

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Entry by ERRiley

OPAOT DEBBY & DAN DOWNER AKA Negative Ned & Nancy TRAITS: Complainers Judgemental Unhappy Never Satisfied DOWNERS ARE IMPOSSIBLE TO PLEASE

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Entry by ERRiley

THE 1 AKA: & One Upper Better Than Show Off Will always have a story just like yours, only better. Loves to name drop. Claims to have more money, bett

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Entry by Busteq

CRACKEDc COM BLASTMAN Joins the Battle! -Will play music on his phone while on public transportation. - Doesn't know what headphones are for. - His mu

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Entry by ERRiley

CRACKED COM PETER the PERVERT Creepy Stare Accidental Boob Brusher Lurks Nearby, but Hidden Hugs a Little too Long SeeMs to Have a Dozen Hands

HUMBLEBRAGGART THE BAD FRIEND v C Self-Absorbed Passive-Aggressive Humblebraggarts constantly boast about their lives in a way that pretends to be com

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Entry by Sonny Time

INTERRUPTIN' JUSTIN RUDE A LOT OF HAND GESTURES This person will interrupt your ALT MODE conversation and ramble 3 endlessly about anything l other th

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Entry by Busteq

CRACKED COM SCHRODINGER'S FRIEND When invited to anything, instead of giving a straight answer, he says, I will see. Forces you to both make and not

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