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Intensely Stupid Character Decisions, Explained With Charts

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One of the amazing things about watching a movie or a show is that you don't seem to notice when a character makes an idiotic desicion. And they do. Pretty much constantly.

So we asked our readers to use their chart-making sorcery to track exactly how dumb movie and TV characters can be. (Spoiler: Very dumb.) And we gave cash for our favorite chart.

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Entry by PookieJones

EVADING A HOMICIDAL MANIAC Can you Can Can the trust anyone group everyone from the safely in the group call leave group? the police? the area? YES NO

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Typical Day Of A TV Boss 9 8 7 Hours 2 1 -N Joke Annoy Gossip Work around others CRACKED COM

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Entry by masta_X

HOW TO DEVOUR MAIN ICHARACTERS Kingsman: The Golden Circle NO Is the YES protagonist cornered? Begin slow Continue approach mindless until chase. deus

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Entry by Ka-ga-mi

CRACKEDcO The city The enemy defenses are army has destroyed. surrendered. Nothing else The city is threatens full of your dragon. civilians. BURN THE

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Entry by Danzy

SCIENCE EXPERIMENTS DOES IT WORK ON PAPER? I HAVEN'T GOTTEN YES AROUND TO IT ANIMAL SUBJECTS? I CAN'T HURT YES AN ANIMAL HUMAN SUBJECTS? I CERTAINLY C

CRACKED SON KILLED BY HUGE SHARK- FOURTH TIME ONE HAS MOVE AWAY ATTACKED GO TO FROM OCEAN BAHAMAS Man's deepest fear has risen SAME ago JAW HUGE SHARK

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Entry by Megamind18

THE THE FRIENDS GOOD WHO FRIENDS KISS SHORT THE LIVED BBEAKUP RELATION SHIP SEASON ISERIES FINALE HAPPILY EVER AFTER NOT TO FOBGET DATING AND DUMPING

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Entry by nejjen

CRACKEDCON TRYING TO ESCAPE AT NIGHT? ARE YOU WEARING LIGHT COLOR CLOTHING? Is YES IT No DARK OUT? YES No REMOVE THE LIGHT COLOR CLOTHING? YES No NO O

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Entry by catmint

The amme hero is powering up... Is their guard down? Yes! NO Are they wide open? Yes! NO Are they getting stronger by the second? Yes! NO Attack! Stan

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Should you kiss Snow White? Does she seem to be either dead or unconscious? Go for it! Was she 14 years old the last time she was awake? CRACKED COM

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Entry by Busteq

CLOSE RELATIVE VICTIM OF A CRIME? Yes! USE FORTUNE TO TACKLE THE ROOT SOCIAL ISSUES CAUSING CRIMINALITY? Hellno! PUNCH CLOWNS IN A FURRY SUIT. CRACKED

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Entry by RealChemical

GRAGKEDCON In a horror movie. Are any of the Is the killer inside doors easily of the house? accessible? Maybe? Not sure? Yes? No? Run upstairs and hi

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Entry by Ka-ga-mi

L Some pointy chair nowhere near the (3) scene of death. Who Killed Daenerys? Daenerys, bloodily stabbed. Jon, hands covered (2) in blood. (1) + (2)

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