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Let's face it, human brains are lazy. They're always looking for shortcuts, and because of that we make weird, usually mistaken assumptions about people we haven't met. All based on some small, random thing we observe at a glance.

We asked readers to show us the most random conclusions their brains jumps to, based on minuscule, inconsequential bits of information about people.

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Entry by ERRiley

GRAGRED When see a security guard, 0 figure they must have flunked out of the police academy.

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Entry by Busteq

If I meet someone using a MacBook... NON I immediately assume they don't know anything about computers, and will at some point ask me to read a script

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Entry by ERRiley

CRAGKED.OOM When a woman greets me at the mechanic's shop, I first assume she works the front desk, EDO but it is entirely possible that she runs the

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Entry by scandata

Whenever I see a bearded guy in a big pickup truck I always expect him to be a backwoods redneck

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Entry by PookieJones

If I see a posed romantic photo on social media, I'll automatically think the couple isn't really happy. CRACKED

Whenever see somebody with a small dog... I instantly assume they're a good person. GRAGKED COM

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When I see I always assume someone with a they have bad bushy beard....... hygiene. ORACKEDCON

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Entry by Knick-Knack

When I see raging homophobes... HOMOSENUALITY IS AN NEVER MISSES ABOMINATION GAY TO GOD a EVENT ALMIGHTY MEUTTICUS 78822 just naturally assume they're

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Entry by scandata

ORACKEDOOM A young, beautiful woman with a much older man? She's obviously a GOLD DIGGER

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Entry by AmyanBridi

Every time I see someone wearing a scarf... I automatically assume that they are Muslim

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Whenever 0 see an attractive blonde woman.oo O assume 000 she will be meanp spirted. CRACKED COM

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If see somebody eating salad, L automatically assume they're on a diet... ...but maybe they just like eating salad. CRACKED COM

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Entry by scandata

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Entry by scandata

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Entry by PookieJones

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Entry by Knick-Knack

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