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23 Rejected Covers of Famous Books

There's an old policy about judging books by their covers, but we can't remember what it was on account of our policy towards memorizing stuff from books that don't have awesome dragons on the cover. We asked you to show us what it might have looked like if some of history's greatest books were designed with similar short-sightedness.

The winner is below, but first the runners up ...

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Entry by SvenBoogie

AYN RAND IT'S TOTALLY OKAY TO BE A DOUCHEBAG CRACKED.COM

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Entry by poetetc

Horse Heads C GA Horse GICkS And a uy Thraus a Baby lnlo a Furnace Mario Puzo THE BESTSELLING PHENOMENON- A CLASSIC OF OUR TIME CRACKED.cOM

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SUN TZU'S THE ART OF COMMON SENSE t A 52 BRILLIANT IDEAS INTERPRETATION KAREN MCCREADIE

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Entry by sixguncynic

The Prick by Niccolo Machiavelli CRACKED.COM

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Entry by kittenkicker

STEPHEN KING THE CRACKED.COM A Novel

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Entry by Hovis

NP4499 6e 4 BANTAM PATHEINDER EDITION The moving and beautiful story of a boy, a sorrel colt and the drenched California earth John sun Steinbeck The

23 Rejected Covers of Famous Books

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Entry by treysonbird

CRACKED.cOM THE GIRL WITH THE DRAGON TATTOO STIEG LARSSON

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Entry by TheRandomOne

23 Rejected Covers of Famous Books

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Entry by SunnydaZe

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CRACKED.cOM THE REALLY, REALLY LONG WALK J.R.R TOLKIEN

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Entry by n00d3l5

23 Rejected Covers of Famous Books

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Entry by Ledbetter

23 Rejected Covers of Famous Books

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Entry by LordKizzle

THE EXTRAORDINARY INSPIRATIONAL STORY THE <1 NASONL AND INEREAONLAES BSITO OUAIN MORK THAN 6 YEAS ON IH New YoK TETAR A Child Called It One Child's C

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Entry by Mad Mann

CRACKED.cOM EVERyOne Des BECAUSE ONE Guy SUCKS AT MAKING DECISIONS BY WILIAM SHAKESPEARE

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Entry by samuelson2484

ORSON SCOTT CARD'S LATENT HOMOSEXUAL END GAME CRACKED.cOM

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Entry by jon819

#1 NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLING AUTHOR GEORGERR MARTIN YES, THATGUY DIES TOO CRACKED CO

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Entry by ClydeM

SYLVIA PLATH L00SE SEX WITH RANDOM MEN CAN HEAL CRAZY CHICKS CRACKED.cOM APERPERENNIAL MODENNCLASSICS

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Entry by ClydeM

CRACKED.COM HOLY SHIT YOU GUYS, I'M SERIOUSLY STARTING TO THINK WE ALL CAME FROM MONKEYS! BY MEANS OF NATURAL SELECTION, TH PRESERVATION OP FAVOURED R

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Entry by DoctorChibi

CRACKED.cOM Maybe The Special 8 Guy Shouldn't Be 9o Caring For Animals CA E Nus 27824X Steinbeck

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Entry by Karene

Gharlie andthe Ghocolate Factory ROALD DAHL CRACKED.COM

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Entry by acousticrat

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