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What To Do, What Not To Do, And What NEVER To Do At Work

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Entry by MiaVega

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DO GRAB A BITE WITH THE GANG AFTER WORK. DON'T DISCUSS POLITICS. NEVER COMPARE STRENGTHS.

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Entry by PollyDarton

DO Let your quiet coworker have a peaceful moment when they get to work. Don't: Bombard them with too many questions or details. NEVER: scream GOOOOO

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Entry by scandata

What To Do, What Not To Do, And What NEVER To Do At Work

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Entry by Kalli

CRACKED.COM DO offer to help customers when they get upset, but DON'T let them abuse you... and NEVER argue back. Call your supervisor instead.

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DO MICROWAVE/ A BURRITO! DON'T MICROWAVE POPCORN! NEVER MIGROWAVE ANY FISH!

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Entry by Kalli

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Entry by ForageForCake

To: boss DO be polite Cc: in your emails Subject: Workload Thank you for letting me know, I can meet this deadline. To: boss DON'T be Cc: passive aggr

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Entry by Kalli

What To Do, What Not To Do, And What NEVER To Do At Work

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Entry by Glydiot

What To Do, What Not To Do, And What NEVER To Do At Work

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Entry by Glydiot

OFFICE PARTIES DO: Keep it professional. DON'T: Drink too much. NeveR: Have sex on the copier.

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