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You'd think that in today's world, when we have more ways than ever to communicate and interact, it'd be easier than ever to understand one another. Unfortunately, the reverse is true. People have more ways than ever to conceal what they actually mean.

Because we're all about helping people cut through the bullshit, we asked readers to point out the true meaning behind the things people say.

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I know it sucks, but you just need to snap out of it! Translation: Pretend to feel better, SO you stop bringing me down, already!

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Entry by rs1

You're a good listener.* *I love talking about myself.

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Entry by rs1

We must all acknowledge our shortcomings and work on them to achieve our goals.* *You must all acknowledge your shortcoming's and work on them to achi

27
Entry by Ka-ga-mi

Let's agree to disagree! say mean I am done arguing with your stupidity. CRACKED COM

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Entry by rs1

I BELIEVE IN LIVING A MINIMALIST LIFESTYLE. *If I need something I can always order it off Amazon.

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Entry by Kalli

The True Meaning Behind 30 Common Things People Say

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Entry by PookieJones

a) 32,164 likes sarah 141287 Awww you guys <3 tinajones23 Sooo cute (-: Actually means: What's with the umpteenth post? How insecure in your relations

23
Entry by BuffaloGreg

Your baby is So beautiful. The two of you must be very proud.* Your baby looks exactly the same as (or worse than) all the others. There is nothing

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Entry by rs1

CRACKEDCON You Only Live Once!* *It's totally worth it for the Instagram post.

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Entry by rs1

Being a mother is the most rewarding thing I've ever done.* *I have Stockholm Syndrome.

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Entry by PookieJones

I should really drop a few pounds. Translation WY Tell me how cute and perfect am.

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Entry by Scott Laffey

Wellll, I'm going to let you go ... TRANSLATION: I don't have the time or patience to listen to you talk anymore today. cCC

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Entry by WhiteCells

Don't worry, the drinks are on me. You'll pay me back someday by treating me CRACKEDCON to something.

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Entry by rs1

We missed you!* IL *What did You bring US? CRACKEDCON

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Entry by Kalli

CRACKED.COM Would you like a tissue? Your sniffling is driving me CRAZY

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Entry by rs1

CRACKED COM I Love Nature.' *I love any natural spot no farther than 20 feet away from a parking lot.

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Here's the check... but TAKE YOUR TIME! Translation: GTFO! CRACKED COM

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Entry by rs1

I know it's dangerous but any one of us COuLd get hit by a bus tomorrow. *I have figured out a way to rationalize ANYTHING.

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Entry by straightface

WOULD YOU LIKE A PIECE OF GUM? ...YOUR BREATH IS MAKING MY EYES WATER CRACKEDCON

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Entry by rs1

CRACKEDOON Could you repeat that?* *I need time to think of a good answer.

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Entry by rs1

Please give me your honest critique of this. *Please tell me you love it and why. CRAGKEDON

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Entry by gummo

CRACKEDCON That's Hilarious! Barely How long amusing can I pretend to laugh?

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Entry by masta_X

GRAGKEDCON IC Ic We should totally hang out some time! Let's not meet each other unless by some random chance.

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Entry by PookieJones

There's no I'' in team. rsrath G Strategy 9ngc. leshry SALES! dniekeren 9x 40 Sairs NRO E Tck I'm your leader. Do as I tell you. GRAGN

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Entry by Buttersnix

GRAGKEDCONT YUP, WE'RE HEADING HOME. GOTTA GET THE KIDS IN BED. REALLY THOUGH, GOTTA GET ME IN BED. KIDS CAN DO WHAT THEY WANT.

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Entry by gummo

CRACKEDCON I'm not judging you, but... (I'mjudging you!)

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Entry by rs1

ALL THE GREAT SCIENTISTS AND PHILOSOPHERS HAVE BEEN WHITE MALES!* *Having done nothing of value on my own, I appropriate the accomplishments of others

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Entry by rs1

It doesn't matter what other people think, as long as I'm happy.* *Please love me and everything I do. CRACKEDEONE

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Entry by CornishPlasty

I'm really sorry, 0 know I've given you a ton of work recently, and 0 know you're super busy, but if you could just find look DOIT NOW CRACKEDCONT

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Entry by Scott Laffey

We'll see... God, I sure as hell hope she forgets about it.

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