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How Products Use Fancy Language To Try And Trick People

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Pretty much everything you can buy is plastered with information. Some of it is useful, but most of it is clearly designed to trick people into buying stuff. So we asked our readers to cut through the marketing-speak by translating phrases that are all over common products.

The winner is below, but first, the runners-up:

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Entry by zgoodman

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Entry by docbtbone

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Entry by Gareth

1l4 CRA NORTHLAND Nutritm The Power of Dark Fruit 100% 1a JUICE SUGAR ADDED NO These two statementsare unrelated. check the back of the bottle to see

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Entry by docbtbone

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Entry by Fermosalua3

carts toaster pastries Sugar Cinnamon Frosted Brown FAT LOW Loaded with sugar, which is actually worse for you Grain 8 Whole Made with Good Fiber NET

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Entry by Sonny Time

How Products Use Fancy Language To Try And Trick People

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G With CRACKEDco General Whole Grain Mills First Ingredient Kids only eat the marshmallow bits Lucky but whole grains are there! Charms they're Magica

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Entry by bazooka

Fancy PURINA Feast VAOLETY PACK Gourmet *Suggesting, to You, quality & class. ws Might or might not please your pet. PATE omesut GRILLED PATE 12 4 lir

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Entry by docbtbone

INOBODY AMINOS ENDURANCE! BCAA 5591 STRENGHH FORA 100% RESEARCH BACKED' (In a scientific paper you won't understand assuming you get by the paywall.)

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Entry by ERRiley

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Entry by MelsaWade

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Entry by Sonny Time

HEINZ 1869 No Sugar Added TOMATO KETCHUP 10 NET WT29.50Z ARITRTEN HHEMATE EMSKEL HEE 1 13.5 OZ 835g CONTE4T We use an artificial sweetener, which has

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Entry by bazooka

CRACKEDCON MICKEYS FINE MALT LIQUOR WORKS JUST FINE FOR GETTING SHIT-FACED

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Entry by Fermosalua3

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Entry by MrWilson

Mixed Nuts MADE WTHPL SEA LESS THAN 50% PEANUTS SALT *EXACTLY 49.99% PEANUTS peanuts, dmorcs cashews. brood nuts hadhs & penrs CRACKED COM

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Entry by hail2daking

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