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16 Warning Signs That A Movie Will Be Terrible

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Sitting all the way through a garbage movie is the worst. As a public service, we asked readers to provide guides for how to tell a movie is going to be terrible, before you've invested a significant portion of your life in it.

They told us ...

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Entry by Kevin King

PAY CLOSE ATTENTION Anytime you see reviews from people who aren't professional critics used to advertise the movie... HENRY AS #SUPERMAN PERFECT AS A

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Entry by John Sherwood

The height of oblivious self-importance, it's... THE BIOPIC THAT NO ONE ASKED FOR Julian Assange LBJ Edward Snowden

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Entry by Kevin King

OF SUPER TROOPERS THE PRODUCERS pAe FROM If COXUNSR you see a HOME BEET movie poster HOVE where it looks like none of the actors are in the same ONE r

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Entry by PollyDarton

An awful movie haiku: Reality show star plus top billing equals Garbage pile movie CRACKED.COM

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Entry by TedStixon

WHAT MONTH IS IT?! BEWARE FILMS WITH A CRAN JANUARY RELEASE DATE! tviL IS RERORN iNG 0000000000000 RLOPEZ DOOR UN n IT'S WHEN STUDIOS DUMP THEIR CRAPP

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Entry by Scott Laffey

IF YOU SEE A WELL-KNOWN ACTOR IN A MOVIE YOU'VE NEVER HEARD OF INTHE DVD DUMP BIN AT WAL-MART... MICHELLE PFEIFFER GAMP ISNRERO HELL ADAM SANDLER GOIN

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A giant beam of light shooting into the sky in the trailer? BOTHER, DON'T already seen you've movie about that six times.

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Entry by Rich949

CRACKEDG COM Well known action stars expanding their horizons to... fun for the uhole femily!

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Entry by okojemiako

Your kids might not know the difference between Disney Pixar and this... Id But you're the one who has to suffer through it. CRACKEDCONM

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Entry by egmatter

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Entry by bazooka

CRAGREDCOMT THE AMERIGANIZED REMAKE OF AN ACCLAIMED FOREIGN FILM

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Entry by Scott Laffey

IF THE ORIGINAL CAST IS NOT PART OF A SEQUEL... JAWS3 CRaN# CUaPr WAR ALONe3 creut HOME ROBOC IT'S BEST TO STEER CLEAR. CRACKED.COM

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16 Warning Signs That A Movie Will Be Terrible

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Entry by Scott Laffey

If a cast doesn't seem like they would have chemistry in a live-action movie... THEY WILL SUCk TOGETHER IN AN ANIMATED ONE. CRACKED COM

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Entry by okojemiako

If the movie's based on' a dying fad... ES You're gonna have a bad time. GRAGKEDCON

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Entry by Scott Laffey

IF THE TRAILER NEEDS TO LURE YOU IN WITH THE WORDS FROM THE PEOPLE THAT BROUGHT YOU (INSERT RECENT BLOCHBUSTER HERE) the studio is admitting it's afra

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