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20 Attempts To Get Healthy That Fall Apart In Three Steps

Keeping healthy might be one of the biggest bullshit routines we're faced with these days. Not only do we have to deal with an industry that can't seem to come to a consensus about the best ways to keep humans from falling apart, but we're also apparently designed with a will power that's about as durable as a delicious Pop Tart.

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Entry by Scott Laffey

7. Pack healthy lunch. 2. Hey, we're ordering from Shake Shack. Want anything? 3. SHC SHAKE CRACKEDCONT

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Entry by Ka-ga-mi

1 Stop 2.Stress Resume CRACKEDCON

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Entry by PollyDarton

1. Try intermittent fasting 2. Experience drop in blood sugar. n B! Reward yourself for the hardest 8 hours of your life.

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Entry by The_MoHan

1. DECIDE TO CUT OUT FAT. 2. EAT LOW FAT PRODUCTS. Snackwells Reduced REDUCED JIE FAT OREO Devils Food KOZY SHACK Oriinall Riw CREAMY ALED 3. GAIN WEI

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Entry by PollyDarton

CRACKEDCON #1: GET in SHAPE AND LOSE WEIGHT. #2: GET YOUR GREAT SHAPE noticed. 3: GET ALL THE WEIGHT BACK.

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Entry by Anna_Katra

1. 2:45 AM Can't sleep after late night work and too much coffee. 2. 4:10 AM Swear to quit caffeine and start a healthy new life tomorrow. 3. 7:30 AM

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Entry by Busteq

It gets easier Every day it gets a little easier But you gotta do it every day That's the hard part But it does get easier 1. Trying to get myself mot

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No FAST FOODo No FRIED FOODo EAT SALADS FOR CUNCH AND DINNNERO DROWN SALADS ON FAATTY DRESSINGO CRACKED.COM

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Entry by Zinnavi

1. Cut out desserts and sweets in order to live healthier. 2. Do well for two weeks. 3. Fail when favorite brownies are Brought as a birthday treat. C

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Entry by Zinnavi

1. Take up jogging to be more active. Ankle Sprain ePalnA 5it.com 2. Badly Partisl at Ataricy sprain ankle fibua-lbia Licamset Corrrnimim Tuar i-kular

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Entry by Vanny Peloni

GRAGKEDOON 1. Decides to quit smoking for good. 2. Goes out to drink with friends. 3,. chain smokes Z packs of cigarettes.

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Entry by mtbutta

1 Join ROck gyi 2. Test skills in wild

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Entry by Mary-Brenda

CRACKEDco 1. Eat and gain weight. 2. Begin intense work-out. T 3. Get famished, eat more and gain even more.

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Entry by Ka-ga-mi

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Entry by JarOCats

20 Attempts To Get Healthy That Fall Apart In Three Steps

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Entry by femshep87

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Entry by PollyDarton

Step 1: Begin new lifestyle of dieting and exercise. Step 2: Fail to see instant results. Step 3: Give up forever! CRAGKEDCON

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