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Absurd Logic Health Gimmick Companies Expect You To Believe

You would think, given the obesity epidemic currently gripping America, those within the health industry would band together with scientists to, you know, help this country slim down its waistline.

But it turns out that's a super silly thing to believe in, because the weight loss industry only cares about one thing: inventing ways to steal money from our desperate, chubby fingers. For example ...

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Absurd Logic Health Gimmick Companies Expect You To Believe

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Absurd Logic Health Gimmick Companies Expect You To Believe

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