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Meet a hot girl. Find out she has serious brain damage and can't form new memories. Marry and impregnate her, dooming her to a life of daily panic and

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G Saved the world twice Awarded a presidential medal Can't get a job on his own

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Tell your kids how many times you boned Dee their Aunt Robin. Marry another woman who becomes their mother and then dies. End up with Robin anway. CRA

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Entry by Kevin King

BAD MOTHERF* KER LUCKY MOTHERF KER RIGHTEOUS MOTHERF KER

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Walter. Heisenburg. Gordon Freeman.

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Entry by Michael Riel

Dates High School Girl kills Seven People Gets Dream Girl CRACKEDCON

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IRON MAN MERCHANT OF DEATH 2ALMOST MURDERED 3: AGENT OF DEATH, (BUT STILL THE HERO SOMEHOW)

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CRACKED COM KID SUFFERS HODOR DIES SEIZURE

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CRACKEDCO COM Gets in way over her head. Gets some serious guns happening. Gets leukemia. SARAH CONNOR 1959-1997 NO TATE BUT WHAT WE MALE * (and later

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Entry by Manx MacReady

BAT SHIT CRAZY

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Entry by Ka-ga-mi

Batman, as depicted in THE DA'RK KNIGHT TRILOGY Quits ninja training, because they kill people. Kills Ra's Al Ghul by not saving him. Refuses to no

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Entry by PollyDarton

1. Wakes from 4 year coma 2. Wiggles| big toe 3.Unstoppable assassin

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Entry by femshep87

CRACKED COM Get stranded on island. an Escape and become a superhero. Imprison bad guys island. on the

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Entry by Sonny Time

CRACKED.COM. Experiment Mutates Turtles Trained to be Ninjas Wears masks to Hide ldentities

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Entry by ManInHat

AWNSOWWOVWWVMOCOOC L GET EXILED WHILE SWEATY. 2 OWIWAWWWWWWWWIAWNAAIMOD 3 PROPHET.

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Entry by deathpod

Bescued Borg drone. Zero social skills and lots of catsuits. In love with this guy all of a sudden.

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18JUST AN EX-CON ANTMAN MARVE TRYING TO GO STRAIGHT AND GET HIS KID BACK 2:UNDER-THE-RADAR SUPERHEROICS A 3:JOIN FORCES WITH WAR CRIMINALS CRACKED.COM

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A struggling robotics engineer..d CANT SEEM TO FIX ANYTHING RIGHT. Encounters a damaged Optimus Prime and he.oo 2 SUDDENLY KNOWS How TO FREPAIR AN FAD

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l. BORE7 TO TEARS WITH HIS LIFE. DGED GREATES ALTER-EGO AN7 BEATS HIMSELF UP. 3. SHOOTS HIMSELF IN THE FACE AN7 BLOWS UP HALF THE CITY. CRACKED.COM

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1. VIOLENCE IS NEVER A SOLUTION 2. VIOLENCE IS SOMETIMES A SOLUTION 3. VIOLENCE IS ALWAYS THE SOLUTION

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