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If You Had To Describe Yourself Using Fictional Characters

We've reached the point in our society where pop culture is so ingrained in our brains that it's easier to describe ourselves using fictional characters than it is to use adjectives.

Well, at least certain aspects of those characters. For example ...

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I am Larry David Curb Enthus 33081780 minus the money that excuses that kind of behavior

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Entry by Kevin King

CRACKED cO COM am... a little naive like Todd Flanders Buttho Surfery a cat person like Eleanor Abernathy TIME a hard worker like the Inanimate carbon

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I'm Sheldon Cooper Without girlfriend and college degree.

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Entry by jucama776

KNOW ONE UGLY NOTHING MOTHER LIKE JON PREDATOR CRACKED.COM HULK SMASH!

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MY SCHOOL LIFE MERICAN as explained by 1. Stifler 2. Finch 3. Oz 4. Jim 5. Kev 6. Sherman 1. Who I wanted to be. 4. Who my friends thought

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Entry by Kalli

Judge Haller's devotion to procedure Miss Granger's devotion to + books Mr. Spock's devotion to t logic half of their combined smarts me CRACKED COM

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Entry by never_more

My personality: Explained Daria: Hermione: 13% Nihilistic & Sassy, bossy 18% cynical know-it-alll Samwise: Loyal, but Holden Caulfield: always hungry

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Entry by Danzy

FRANKENSTEIN'S L... MONSTER ARE FRIENDLY YET AWKWARD CAN NEVER FIND SUITS THAT FIT UBDERS HAVE READ THE CLASSICS ARE BAD DANCERS HAVE BEEN CHASED BY A

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Entry by Scott Laffey

CONSTANTLY TRYING TO PLAY SUPERHERO, BUT SECRETLY... IRREVOCABLE INSOMNIAC INVETERATE WORKAHOLIC I IMPECUNIOUS INTROVERT

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Entry by PookieJones

CRACKEDCON WHo AM I? What day is it? WORKDAY WEEKEND Morning Red from That '70s Show Kramer from Seinfeld Afternoon EWW MWS MWW Robin from How Met Yo

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Entry by marchv995

CRAC Star of the Shou In dreams, Some Terk in the Audience In reality,

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Entry by Busteq

I AI I00% AIRITAM 21 LoOHInG ANGRY EVEN WHEN I Am NOT 15 0 BEINGHARDTO REACH DISLIHE SMARTPHONESI 12 0/o I HATED BY HIDS AnD ITS MUTUALJ 52 0/o my SUP

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Entry by PookieJones

I'M BERNADETTE CRACKED COM IF YOU ADD A Few POUNDS, AND SUBTRACT THE SQUEAKY VOICE.

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CRACKEDOON i AM Calvin Love comics No attention span Hate organized sports Contempt for authority Hate baths Best friend is a cat

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Entry by Sonny Time

CRACKED.COM I AM SILENT BOB MINUS WEED MINUS SMOKING NATST MINUS ADVENTURE

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Entry by Ashebox

I am DEXTER -Emotionally divorced from the rest of humanity -Meticulous & methodical -Dead on the inside -Good at acting normal in public MINUS: The s

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Entry by Danzy

I AM ADENt MERS FRol HELLBOY PERFECTLY NORMAL MORE PUPPY THAN MAN HAPPY TO MAKE PANCAKES NOT INVITED TO THE SEQUEL 77205S4 MYERS JON DOO CRACKEDGOM

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