16 Lessons You Wish They'd Taught In School

As we demonstrated recently, the lessons you learned in school were often built around whatever made the coolest illustration, and have nothing to do with what's true. We asked you to show us what school might have looked like if they were actually concerned with teaching you stuff that might come in handy.

The winner is below, but first the runners up ...

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