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16 Really Bad Decisions, Explained With Charts

Life can be tough and full of lots of questionable decisions to make. Unfortunately, most of said questionable decisions are self-inflicted and many of us don't make the right call, because many of us are idiots.

Fortunately, we have these handy guides to reference for the rest of our lives. You're welcome.

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Entry by Danzy

SHOULD I GET A TATTOO? Are you drunk or high? Yes No Is it of a Pop Star or meme? Yes No Will it still be relevant in 10 years? Yes No What about 50?

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Entry by Yaznest

HaVE you made the decision? No Google Nope J Y ANSWERS d Are Are youkiddingme? me? reddit Lol.tellr me about it STOPFOOLING AROUND! Sorry 8 I'vemademy

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Entry by lemonstar

STAGES OF DRINKING & FAILING THAT PAPER DUE AT MIDNIGHT COUNTDOWN TO DEADLINE 12 HRS 11 HRS 6 HRS 3 HRS 2 MINUTES DRINKS Just Maybe Okay, FLk it, I'll

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Entry by Matt Lovell

Where should I take my love to eat? How What many will stars? impress What her? type of food? How INDECISION expensive? PANic! What am I Try a hungry

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Entry by Sonny Time

16 Really Bad Decisions, Explained With Charts

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Entry by Sonny Time

HOW TO RUIN AN IMPORTANT DAY DID YOUR ALARM GO OFF? NO YES GO TURN BACK TO ALARM SLEEP OFF CRACKED.COM

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SHOULD YOU STUD ARTD Do you have Nope Mom and Dad's credit card ? Are you already amazingly talented ? Sure! Sure! Nope M Do you have any other option

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Entry by Schildpaddo

pelationshie How to fix your Do you still love him/her? Well yeah... I don't know I guess Have you tried Do you want to keep going having a kid? with

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Entry by Sonny Time

CRACKEDCO SHOULD YOU BUY IT? YES NO CAN YOU PAY FOR IT RIGHT NOW? CAN YOU PAY IT OFF IN 30 DAYS? CAN YOU PAY IT OFF IN 90 DAYS? CAN YOU PAY IT OFF IN

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Things You Need To Be Mindful Of When Getting Off A Plane In A Foreign Country Extremely Important Important Slightly Important Not Important Wallet S

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Entry by squawkmookie

SHOULD YOU HAVE A VASECTOMY? Are you Probably will you be a terrible parent? No Do you already have Yes too many kids? No Will Are Yes Never you you w

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Entry by Danzy

Why Was I Tasered? Overzealous Police Force 59% Public 510 Urination Drunk & Disorderly 8% 10% TO1D Come at me, Bro! 6' 5'8 5'6 5'4 5'2 5'

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Entry by ChevySpoons

MIDLIFE CRISIS! WHAT DO YOU DO? YES, MARRIED? NO, FOR YEARS DIVORCED STILL YES CANYOU IN LOVE? L PICKUP TAKE CRUISE GIRLS? TO JAMAICA; NO CELEBRATE TH

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Entry by Sonny Time

CASINO INVESTING START NO DO YOU HAVE MONEY? Y E. S PAYCHECK BANK RETIREMENT (OR CASH ON HAND) ACCOUNTS FUNDS CASINO GAMBLE WITH MONEY DO YOU STILL HA

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Entry by Rob_Otto

CRACKEDCON Places your life savings went - High interest bank account - A good sensible mortgage - Your Kid's University fund - Succesful business inv

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Entry by Danzy

CRACKED.COM SHOULD I GET A CAT? Do You Have A Few Hundred Dollars To Blow? YES NO Do You Mind If Your Possessions Are Destroyed? NO YES Get A Cat! Don

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