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15 Memes That Are Way More Motivating Than 'Hang In There'

Yeah, a cat hanging by a wire is pretty cute, but is it really motivational? "Hang In There" isn't really pushing us to succeed, you know?
There's a physical limit to just how much a few funny memes or funny tweets can actually help.

So, with all due respect to that kitty, these are the words of wisdom we're really looking for.

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Entry by Busteq

CRACKED.COM This universe is the dream of the Daemon Sultan Azathoth When he awaken's it will be no more: It could happen at any moment, including now

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Entry by PedroH

WOULD YOU KEEP AN EMPLOYEE LIKE YOU IF THIS WAS YOUR COMPANY? CRACKED'COM

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Entry by Sommerab

It's Never Too Late to Get Noticed (Had his breakout role at age 46)

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Entry by Danzy

15 Memes That Are Way More Motivating Than 'Hang In There'

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Entry by jazbeck

YOU'RE WORKING ON YOUR OWN TRAINING & IMPROVING MONTAGE CRACKED COM

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Entry by El Zoof

Fame Smitht SMILE Whenever a customer is unreasonably angry and rude. be polite, friendly and helpful. That will make the bastard go insane. CRACKED.C

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Entry by PedroH

Feeling lazy? Don't worry. *Nin LEPHANY Srtve Srevwhye Boosts of DUE motivation never fail to comeo CRACKEDOON

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Entry by Danzy

YoU could dress casual, or you could LOOK GOOD CRACKED COMT

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Entry by bazooka

BE THE BIGGER PERSON CRACKED COM

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Entry by Kevin King

At work, you can escape all your problems at home. Bills Enjoy.

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Entry by logicjohnson

Canit stand the view from your cubicle? There's always this

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Entry by El Zoof

CRACKED CUSTOMER SERVICE No matter how angry, rude and frustrated your customer is. remember this - they're human too. Which means one day they'll be

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Entry by Sonny Time

CRACKEDcO Think you're in a dead end job? THINK BIG. Rodney McMullen started working at KROGER as a stock clerk. He became CEO in 2014.

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Entry by Danzy

MACHINE THE IN COG A COG JUST ARE YOU TMPORTANT MRORTA AN LIKE, BUT, CRACKEDCON

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