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13 Uncool Facts About Everyday Products

There's been a big fuss recently about transparency in labeling. And we kind of wish there wasn't, because the inevitable next step is us finding out what we're really putting on and in our bodies.

It's not pretty, folks.

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Entry by Busteq

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May contain nuts... but doesn't, just some weird stuff that tastes like nuts! Cheerios NATURALLY FLAVORED Honey Nut birst WHOLE OATS ingredient GRAIN

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Chips 100 can in every Potato, rice, and wheat dust, mixed with fat and formed water, a into chip shape Original the Pa) Ctipss GRACKEDCON

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Entry by wmeybohm

CRACKEDCON Johnsou's crushed rocks CUINICALIY TO BE BAD FOR YOUR BABY PROVEND EXCELLENT for CUTTING HEROIN Johnsonagohnson 600g NET of fpulverized min

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13 Uncool Facts About Everyday Products

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dreamlond Ghet ani virr lr SILK Spun from fibers made by worms! CRACKEDOON

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Entry by John Sherwood

LOREAL PARIS 688 TRIED. TESTED. TRUE. Preference SUPERIOR ADE DEFYEIG COO SHNSYSTEMA 8d is Ce

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Entry by John Sherwood

CRACKEDcO COM F TILEE E L Est. 1853 XAetna HEALTH LIFE SLAVE

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Entry by John Sherwood

CRACKED mnats TMU FEPSHNESS SUSHI BOX HONOKA NEU ERISCHESIEE With dved horseradish paste

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Entry by Lolly~

GRAGKEDO CON Organic Strawberries *Actually swollen receptacle tissues, not berries!

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Entry by Kevin King

REFRESHING AUSSIES SINCE 1888 F (NOW WITH MORE FISH BLADDER)

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Entry by Busteq

CRACKEDOON DD FROZEN Coolatta COFFEE mocha Equivalent to: in calories

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Entry by PedroH

CRAGKEDCOM Miss Dior EAU DE PARFUM WHALE FAECES AND EMETIC CONTENT EXTRACT

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