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17 Hacks That Make Boring Foods Delicious

Is food porn considered NSFW? Because some of these concoctions are leaving us trying to figure out if we're incredibly hungry or incredibly aroused.

(Shout out to PJ7 for the contest suggestion. Also, screw PJ7 for the 20 lbs. we gained choosing a winner.)

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Entry by okojemiako

A cheap alternative to cake is buttered bread dipped in sugar. CRACKEDCON

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Entry by mkad

The best breakfasts aren't gooey desserts, they're sweet and savory. Make your morning coffee just as good. MeCormick M'te kCor Garlic Powder 's Onion

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Entry by okojemiako

Go Swedish and add banana slices to your ham pizza. GRAGKEDOON

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Entry by PookieJones

NuttyMash Mash potatoes sprinkled with ground walnuts... because THE SECRET INGREDIENT ISN'T LOVE. CRACKED COM

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Entry by okojemiako

17 Hacks That Make Boring Foods Delicious

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Entry by mkad

Microwave popcorn's great, but it doesn't gau have much flavor. Recife Onion Mex 6 Dio Aecie Soup COM Sprinkle some powdered soup mix into the bag RAC

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Entry by Lolly~

EVER TRY WHIPPED CREAM ON A CARROT? CRACKED COM THE MIXTURE OF SWEET AND CARROT IS LIKE HAVING A CRUNCHY HAND-HELD CARROT CAKE!

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AT A PlZZA PARTY AND WANT TO TRY OUT EACH PZZA BEFORE IT RUNS OUT? TRY THE PIZZA SANDWICH! - TAKE ONE SLICE -(OPTIONAL)ADD ANY EXTRA TOPPINGS yOU WANT

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Entry by Vincent Pall

CRACKED.COM Try our new Triple Bypass Nachos A true eart-stopper that features tortilla chips smothered by three tasty toppings: Velveeta cheese, chil

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Entry by Rhodoferax

GRACKED TORTIZZA For the thinnest, crispiest pizza base

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Entry by okojemiako

Try adding a pinch of cinnamon in spaghetti meat to add extra flavor. CRACKEDCON

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CRACKED COM The Muffincup! No more crumbs! No more messy fingers! A yummy muffin served in a cup of chilled milk. All the muffiny and milky goodness y

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Entry by okojemiako

If you're feeling brave, try adding peanut butter to your burger. GRACKED.COM

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Entry by VonZell

Le Donut dCain au lait fncakiin licious. We start with a rasty two day old pastrg. but then we refreshen it with the very best bovine- nectar for an i

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Entry by Danzy

bampbells WOLF tostfiros BRAND CONDINSED CHILI ORIGINAL Beef with & Barley NO BEANS Vegetables bstra w am SOME COMBINATIONS WERE JUST MEANT TO BE. It'

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Entry by Busteq

CRACKED.COM L'emon flavored coffeeltea.. NESTEA CCOTEAPREMO PREVC LEMT W Le Cafea for those times when you run out of sugat... and you just can't both

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Entry by Vincent Pall

Introducing. .. Le Plaisir du Cafe au Diabete Featuring four scrumptious brownies topped with Q scoOP of vanilla ice cream, and smothered under a cup

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