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We Summed Up These 20 Video Games For You

Video games -- for all their cool graphics, rich environments, and deep stories -- can be tedious as shit. This tedium can be caused by any number of things: a puzzle that takes too long, a story that loses steam, controls that never seem quite clear.

But, luckily, that's what we're here for: To tell you about all the bullshit you're going to miss in video games by opting to do something constructive with your time instead. You're welcome!

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Entry by Sonny Time

SID M EIER'S CIVILIZATION EXPLORE. BUILD. REPEAT. SET ALARM CLOCK TO AVOID LOSING TRACK OF TIME. CRACKED COMT

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Endlessly creative ways of dealing glorious death and mayhem. But don't kill anyone though, or you'll get the depressing ending. DIS HONORED

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Entry by abalikov

We Summed Up These 20 Video Games For You

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Entry by Busteq

We Summed Up These 20 Video Games For You

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Entry by AriAe

We Summed Up These 20 Video Games For You

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Entry by v01dy

We Summed Up These 20 Video Games For You

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Entry by Chombawamba

YOU MOVE THE CHARACTER BY PRESSING LEFT OR RIGHT ON THE D-PAD SUPCR MARIO BROS. 101985 NINTENDO .. . IN ORDER TO MAKE PROGRESS MLWIW THOUGH, YOU SHOUL

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Entry by thegarthok

GRAGKEDCOM Try all you want...you are going down hard. QWOP Foddy.n net 2008 W 0.3 metres O P THIGHS CALVES Told you sO. Best: 0.8m QWOP Foddy.net 200

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Entry by Busteq

CIVILIZATION NUKE GHANDI 8 Greetings, De Gaulle. The annoying Zulu must be destroyed, don't agree! you CRACE BEFORE HE NUKES YOU

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Entry by 404notfound

LIFE IS STRANGE NO MATTER WHAT YOUR PREVIOUS CHOICES ARE, yOU Will ALWAYS END UP WiTH THis: SACRIFICE CHLOE ARCADIA BAY B SACRIFICE CRACKED.COM

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Up Up Down Down Left Right Left Right B A rt. Grab Spread Shot. Run Forward. cRAuin Murder Everything. KONAMI INHEIPA TM 1988 KONAMI to LTO Bf NINTEND

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Entry by Yaznest

grand theft augo Set your GPS to the Hletters on the map. Don't let other legends distract you.

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We Summed Up These 20 Video Games For You

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Entry by Manx MacReady

MAX PAYNE KILL NEXT WAVE OF GOONS. WATCH LORDS AND LADIES/ CAPTAIN BASEBALLBAT-BOY/ ADDRESS UNKNOWN/ DICK JUSTICE FOR NEXT 5 MINUTES. alCgrams 64 127

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Accept the harsh reality that all your victories will be short-lived and in the long run everything is in vain. > All you Can do is enjoy the ride.

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Entry by abalikov

CRACKED.COM IMIEGIA MAN IIITHIRII RIHI GET EQU IPPED WITH METAL BLADE. SPAM IT CONSTANTLY.

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Entry by deathpod

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Entry by Busteq

1] Pick Guile STREET FIGHTERIL 2) Spam low kicks NIN S00D KO TRELE 2B O0 3] If they jump, Flash kick 230 IN 60000 STAR'T KI DOLE KEN 4] Lose all your

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Entry by Kevin King

NO MAN'S SKY Collect resources and travel planet to planet. Repeat ad nauseam. THERE IS NO STORY. CRACKED.COM

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