15 Events That Would Redeem The 2016 Train Wreck

When it comes to years, 2016 ranks somewhere between hot garbage and hotter garbage. And while there's nothing we can do now to change the events that have happened, we can still pretend, can't we?

So, come, reader -- pretend with us.

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