18 Brutally Honest Job Descriptions (Six Words Or Less)

Every job description is written by someone who's, pardon our mashing of phrases here to make one nonsensical super phrase, trying to pull the rose-colored wool over your eyes. Because nowhere between the vague description of duties and experience requirements that literally no one can meet are the totally shitty situations you'll encounter on a normal day.

So before you go applying for a job, keep these in mind.

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Entry by The_MoHan

Pretend to be flattered for tips TER Dorutowe ATLAN CRACKEDiCOM

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18 Brutally Honest Job Descriptions (Six Words Or Less)

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Entry by Guidodo

18 Brutally Honest Job Descriptions (Six Words Or Less)

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Entry by UbreDebre

CRACKEDCON COPYWRITER WRITE INTRIGUING FAIRY TALES ABOUT DISHWASHERS

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Entry by FatihSundu

18 Brutally Honest Job Descriptions (Six Words Or Less)

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SCHOOLTEACHER TRAIN WILD CHILDREN TO REMAIN SEATED. CRACKEDCOMT

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Entry by JarOCats

ELECTRICIAN Despite precautions, risk electrocution every day. CRACKED.COM

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Entry by kristinthalys

CRAGKEDCOM 911 DISPATCHER YOUR WORST DAY? E THEIR EVERY DAY.

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Entry by Kalli

18 Brutally Honest Job Descriptions (Six Words Or Less)

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18 Brutally Honest Job Descriptions (Six Words Or Less)

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Entry by JarOCats

MOVIE THEATER USHER REFRESHMENTS Interrupt perverts, then clean scummy seats. CRACKED.COM

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Entry by xela_ananym

CRACKED COM DivE instructor 5X5 Panicked students trying to drown you.

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Entry by 404notfound

18 Brutally Honest Job Descriptions (Six Words Or Less)

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Entry by missdemeanor

18 Brutally Honest Job Descriptions (Six Words Or Less)

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Entry by Applejack14

Mall Cop 3999 EXTEZ Pretend soe you ORT have any real power CRACKED COM

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Entry by Kevin King

BUS DRIVER TRANSPORT SKETCHY PEOPLE IN A SHITBOX.

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Entry by Jerry123i

Game Deyeloper ABDA PORTAL2 2 York hard Play yery yery little CRACKED.OON

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Entry by Kevin King

CASHIER GU SLC CISE 2.00 Be some angry guy's punching bag. fill out your