32 Insane Movie Ideas Built Out of Existing Movie Titles

There's a game they play on Doug Benson's podcast in which guests are asked to build the longest title they can out of existing movie titles. That got us wondering if you could actually build a good movie that way. It turns out that, well ... no you can't. But you can build some titles that make for some pretty ridiculous movie posters.

The winner is below, but first the runners up ...

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Entry by gcgoebel

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Entry by Scarin

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Entry by skubasteevo

L Dr. Strangelove Or: How I Learned To Stop Worrying And loveactually

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Entry by Tim_Mixon

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Entry by DoctorSmashy

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Entry by maluba

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Entry by DominicCobb

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Entry by Cobravision

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Entry by Cobravision

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Entry by mightyzamfir

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Entry by maluba

Stand and Deliverance He came to teach them, but nobody thought he would teach them that. CRACKED.COM

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Entry by hail2daking

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Entry by TorpedoVegas

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Entry by Tim Babb

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Entry by ClydeM

CRACKED.COM D.W. GRIFFITH'S -AMERICAN INSTITUTION - THE BIRTH OFA NATIONAL VACATION LAMPOON

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Entry by Scarin

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Entry by Seadhgosa

While the world wondered what their special sauce was made from. Kenan and Kel snuck behind enemy lines and cooked for the VC, ending America's bloodi

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Entry by RogerRamjet

ANEXISTENTIAL COMEDY From the directorof FLIRTING WITH DISASTER and THREE KINGS G 3 Dustin leele hadte ason t M HOFEMAN HUPPERT LAW SCHWARTZMAN TOMLIN

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Entry by OJwithpulp

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Entry by Pandafilando

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Entry by Mad Mann

Eddie George John Denise Tim Blake Griffin Clooney Turturro Richards Nelson They loved him up and turned him into a horny toad. IINDERCOVERL TRROTHER

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Entry by Markipoos

CRACKED.cOM DAVIDO LAXSMOMARGWEENIICHELLS GONE WITH THE WIND IN THE WILLOWS

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Entry by madcnut

YUL BRYNNER The ing and IRBOT ONE MAN SAW IT COMING CRACKED.cOM wwwi-robatmovie.dk

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Entry by JayKapoor

CRACKED.COM THE DARK KNIGHTS RODANTHE IN IUS NEVER TOO LATE FOR A SECOND CHANCE. BTS N OOANRAE SEPTEMBER 26 BASED ON THE BEST-SELLING NOVEL FROM THE A

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Entry by Cobravision

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Entry by hoozits

Steve Buscemi Meredith and Vicira Your dinner was delicious and your waitress was friendly. How much should you tip? A: 20% B: 15% 0%, that b%$@# C: 1

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Entry by Cobravision

GRIZZLY MAN ON WIRE Exhilarating. Until the bear killed him. STEPHEN HOLDEN NY TIMES MCAOUA PE PES DOOERRBIMS BEC THEUCEICENIS ANN IOVALFEIDLINTGN P

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Entry by forbes

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Entry by ComradeZombie

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Entry by forbes

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Entry by chicagonative

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