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13 Ways To Fix American Education (In 6 Words Or Less)

There are way, way, way too many problems with America's education system than can be explained in any decent amount of time. Unless, of course, you are as succinct as possible in your points.

Well, America, you're in luck! We asked our readers to do just that! Make sure to send this article to your local school board, state superintendent, local and national lawmakers, and even that homeless guy behind the Popeye's.

13 Ways To Fix American Education (In 6 Words Or Less)

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