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14 Times Famous Characters Wasted A Perfect Joke Setup

We aren't going say that someone dropped the ball in the following scenes, but, well, yeah -- someone dropped the ball in the following scenes. The characters in the following instances were lobbed up a hefty meatball and, instead of creaming it out of the park, they just kind of let it splat on their feet.

Which is precisely why we asked our readers to rewrite these scenes into what they should've been.

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THIS BAG WAS JUST... DANCING WITH ME. LIKE A LITTLE KID BEGGING ME TO PLAY WITH IT. FOR FIFTEEN MINUTES. AND YoU SOLD THAT WEED TO MY DAD?! CRACKED.CO

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Entry by Robberry

Does Barry Manilow know that you raid his wardrobe? Does the cast of FRIENDS know you're wearing Rachel's wig?

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Entry by Manx MacReady

14 Times Famous Characters Wasted A Perfect Joke Setup

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Entry by Paika

ODA 806 CRACKED COMT

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Entry by Randallw

I love you! Now you decide to tell me?! CRACKED COM

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Entry by Manx MacReady

You ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight? Yeah.

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Entry by ChevySpoons

IF YOU BUILD IT. HE WILL COME. Hows THAT GOING TO HELP WITH PAYING THE MORTGAGE? CRACKED.COM

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Entry by TheDED1

14 Times Famous Characters Wasted A Perfect Joke Setup

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Entry by ChevySpoons

... IT's SAFE TO SURF THIS BEACH! Prore IT! You GO FIRST.

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Entry by Randallw

14 Times Famous Characters Wasted A Perfect Joke Setup

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Entry by Mozartella

14 Times Famous Characters Wasted A Perfect Joke Setup

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Entry by Kevin King

14 Times Famous Characters Wasted A Perfect Joke Setup

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Entry by mrlarry

HOW WE GONNA PAY... ...LAST YEAR'S RENT? GET A JOB CRACKED.COM

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Entry by SarahFemme

Well, Marty, I'm almost 18 years old; it's not like I've never parked before. It's inevitable that I'll be inside you someday, Lorraine, but not today

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