If Famous Products Advertised Their Unauthorized Uses

When a new product is brought home from the store, a scientific process begins. Depending on the age of the males in said household, if the product can be used to start fires, smoke pot or replace a missing tool, that potential will be discovered.

We asked you to show us what ads might look like if companies acknowledged the more creative, less authorized uses of their products. The winner is below, but first the runners up ...

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Entry by El_Vanja

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Entry by Tengo55

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Entry by Navid

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Entry by Tea-Qualizer

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Entry by Scarin

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Entry by Sam_Kilgannon

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If Famous Products Advertised Their Unauthorized Uses

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Entry by bogert8609

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Entry by KirkCollins

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Entry by Ijuycra

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Entry by hail2daking

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Entry by ClydeM

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Entry by FrogC4

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Entry by ClydeM

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Entry by AM Smiley

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Entry by chicagonative

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Entry by AzISeeIt

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Entry by AM Smiley

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Entry by Manx MacReady

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