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The news these days is pretty much like Napoleon Dynamite's uncle Rico -- full of shit, bad ideas, and is kind of depressing. And, yeah, it probably has a mustache, because why not?

Luckily for you, our readers have taken this week's popular headlines and stripped them of all the bullshit so you can quickly digest all the important stuff, and spend as little time with a sad, creepy uncle as possible.

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GAME OF THRONES Game of Thrones season 6 photos confirm nothing about the fate of the one character viewers are curious about Sansa and Theon, a stand

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FIFAcor Governance FOOTBALL GOVERNANCE Investigation confirms top FIFA official is corrupt; the sky is blue; bears s#%* in the woods (FIFA.com) 12 Feb

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