26 of the Funniest Tweets from Thursday, May 2, 2024

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15 Postcards from After The Invention of Time Travel

Movies always have us using time travel to fight wars, force our parents to bone, and other types of serious business. Of course movies predicted we'd be doing serious things with computers, and we ended up using them for ... well, silly bullshit like this. We asked you to show us what we'll actually do with time travel.

The winner is below, but first the runners up ...

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Entry by Veruca~Salt

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Entry by Veruca~Salt

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Entry by Tim Babb

15 Postcards from After The Invention of Time Travel

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Entry by Tupper

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Entry by Seelor

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Entry by Mad Mann

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Entry by Colin Rowe

15 Postcards from After The Invention of Time Travel

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Entry by hail2daking

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Entry by Manx MacReady

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