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15 'Real' Headlines The Media's Too Afraid To Write (2/05)

These days, reading the news is like stumbling upon a siren: Sure, its words sound sweet and the naked bits look great, but the price you pay is your grizzly demise. Or something like that.

Anyway ... luckily for you, our readers have taken this week's popular headlines and stripped them of all the bullshit so you can get the news AND look at sexy gabbles on the Internet without dying.

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the Net ork Times CRACKEDO ELECTION 2016 IOWA RESULTS ENTRANCE POLLS PRIMARY CALENDAR wO's AHEAD ISSUES CAMPAIGN MONEY Candidate rethinks his position

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#OscarsSowhite: White People Get Angry that Black People Are Angry, Completely Miss the Point ESAAIT. 166 5 4l BIN TALK Gell Share SCREEN ACTORS GUILD

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abc NEWS U.S. World Politics IOWA CAUCUSES Candidate Nobody Knew About Hopes You Notice He Gave Up WATCH Martin O O'Malley Suspends Presidential Campa

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15 'Real' Headlines The Media's Too Afraid To Write (2/05)

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Sport league that encourages head-on collisions is surprised about increase in concussions BY NATHANIEL VINTON Folow / VYORK DAILY NEWS Updated: Satur

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Gus Kenworthy: 'Coming out as gay shouldn't be newsworthy.'(But we're going to treat it as such anyway.) By Tom Sweetman, for CNN Updated 1621 GMT (00

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OCBSNEWS Video US World Politics Entertainment Health MoneyWa By LEANNE AGUILERA ET ONLINE February 2. 2016, 10:15AM Americans gather Monday night to

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TV NBC Generously Helps Jobless Actors Jennifer Aniston also takes time out of busy career to help less fortunate RY SAVANTHA HIGHFILL SAMHIGHEILL f S

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Following Hollywood's casting trend, British TV network casts white actor to play Michael Jackson. 28 January 2016 Entertainment & Arts GRAUN AP/Reute

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CRACKED.COM Los Angeles Times Idris Elba gets two consolation prizes for his Oscar snub EEN ORS ILD SAGIRA rds Idris Elba won two awards at the 2016 S

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Italy CRACKEDOON Covering nude statues to avoid offending Iranian president apparently easier than just meeting him somewhere else Sculptures in Capit

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BRFAKING NEWS Police swoop on leader of armed group occupying a U.S. wildlife refuge. Shots fired. CN U.S. Oregon protest leader Ammon Bundy others ar

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