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If You Could Have The Job You Wanted As A Kid

Look, we're not here to look down on our adult jobs. Or to make you feel bad that you let your child-self down for not fulfilling their dreams. Or ... OK, yes we are. We have all let our child-selves down, folks, no bones about it.

We asked our readers to use the power of image manipulation to show us some of the jobs we thought we'd be doing right now. So here's to you, younger-versions-of-ourselves -- we're sorry that we could live up to your wild imaginations.

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