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If Every Movie Got a Saturday Morning Cartoon

There was a period not too long ago when every successful movie got turned into a kids cartoon, even if that movie was Rambo. This made us wonder: If they were willing to turn a maniacally violent Vietnam vet into a lesson spouting cartoon, what movie-based cartoons got left on rejection pile?

We asked you to show us. The winner is below, but first the runners up ...

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Entry by IamBoat

THE ADVENTURES OF JOHN Mc@LANE & FRIENDS Yippee ki yay! with FOX every Saturday! WRONG PLACE. WRONG TIME. NOTHING BUT FUN! -CBAHKEI-HOTI-

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Entry by Tim Babb

CRACKED.cOM BABIES

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Entry by Tim Babb

If Every Movie Got a Saturday Morning Cartoon

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Entry by pinebear

JAWS CRACKED.COI E Friends FoX KIDs Saturdays.on

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Entry by Froobius

tama Baben WBLL BE HERE BLOOD: the Plainviews G CRACKED.cOM ARG

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CRACKED.cOM LI'l Goodfellan Theyfre Here To Amuse You! CANDY

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Entry by RandomHabit

Fear, VAMLOATHING AnD LAS VEGAS FOX KIDS CRACKED HoM

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CYRUS THE CARROT MARSHLAL VINCE VIRUS POE LARK (IH(W) CON HARE CRACKED.cOM

CRACKED.cOM THE NEW ADVENTURES OF AND DONNIE FRANK CI GUEST STARRING THE HARLEM GLOBETROTTERS I8 HANNAH BARBARAPRCDUCTION INC

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Entry by Mad Mann

RESERVOIR DOGS t MYSTERY t HOUR! TODAY'S EPISODE: STUCK IN A PUDDLE WITH GLUE CRACKED.cOM

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Entry by Skinnymojo

DOGS RESERVOIR NOUTER SPAGE CRACKED.coM

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Entry by medienmonster

CRACKED.cOM HOUR FUIN DINO LRAN DR

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Entry by Gersh100

If Every Movie Got a Saturday Morning Cartoon

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Entry by Murray Blanc

AS SEEN IN 'MAGNOLIA'AUTHOR OF SEDUCE & DESTROY' HAVE BREAKFAST WITH FRANK TJ. MACKEY MASTER OF MUFFIN THE the 9AM CARTOON Respect SAT. NETWORK pee-p

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Entry by maluba

HISTORY CHANNEL KIDS PRESENTS... AN ORIGINAL ANIMATED SERIES LiGULA JOin Li'l Gaius on a BRand new aDvenTure each week, as He Learns Lessons aBOuT: ca

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Entry by mrlarry

CRACKED.CDM

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Entry by thinkbolt

CARTOONP* CRACKED COMD 8:00 HANGOVER BABIES HVAME the Johany DEPR PARANORMAL POWER HOLR ACTIVITY 9:30 8:30 SASON USTAST CBS THE SPECIAL *THE BIS ONE*W

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