If Everyday Tasks Were Done Using Wile E. Coyote Logic

If Wile E. Coyote taught us anything, it's that rollerskating is gay unless you're wearing a jet pack. But he also taught us that no task is too simple for a 17 part plan. We asked you to show us what it might look like if you flirted that hard with Murphy's Law while planning everyday tasks.

The winner is below, but first the runners up ...